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'Drone Shows Are Better Than Fireworks,' Says Treasonous Wretch

'Drone Shows Are Better Than Fireworks,' Says Treasonous Wretch

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PHILADELPHIA — A local treasonous wretch has proclaimed his preference for drone shows over fireworks, according to several sources.See the Story
8 Excuses The White House Is Using To Explain Biden’s Poor Debate Performance

8 Excuses The White House Is Using To Explain Biden’s Poor Debate Performance

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It's been over a week since the first presidential debate and the White House is still in the process of coming up with just the right excuse to explain away Biden's disastrous debate performance.See the Story
Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden To See If He’s Senile

Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden To See If He’s Senile

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to growing concern from the American people about the president's cognitive ability, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi said we must re-elect Joe Biden to find out if he's senile.See the Story

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Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some Of The Time'

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a hotly anticipated announcement, the Biden 2024 Presidential Campaign has just unveiled its exciting new campaign slogan: "Only Senile Some Of The Time."See the Story

Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors

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COLUMBIA, SC — Security footage from First Methodist Church of Forest Acres revealed that church-goer Chet Watkinson used a pair of high-powered Celestron Skymaster 25X70 binoculars to make absolutely certain that the greeters had gone into the church before approaching the sanctuary last Sunday.See the Story

Pathetic Excuse For Backyard Fireworks Display Doesn’t End With Everyone Cowering Behind The Shed

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DAYTON, OH — A lousy, embarrassing excuse for a July 4th backyard fireworks display ended this evening without a single family member hiding for safety behind the shed.See the Story

‘We Can’t Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,’ Biden Tells Hunter

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the race for the presidency intensified, an administration insider disclosed that President Biden warned his son, Hunter, that allowing a convicted felon to be in the White House would be a disgrace and disastrous for the country.See the Story

10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth

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So, we've had a bad run lately. In spite of it all, after 248 years of America being the greatest nation on the planet, we're still number one. Sure, some around the world are beginning to wonder if America lost its touch. No, by Paul Bunyan — we've been winning for so long, we've just plain forgotten how to lose.See the Story

Kids' Soccer Coach Unveils New Play Where Entire Team Chases The Ball And Kicks It At The Same Time

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SMYRNA, GA — In a historic sports milestone sure to be chronicled in generations to come, a local kids' soccer coach unveiled a new play where the entire team chases the ball and kicks it at the same time.See the Story

Man Successfully Corrects Someone's Grammar But Oh No! Now He Doesn't Have Any Friends!

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MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources close to local man Peter Thompson say that the self-appointed guardian of proper language scored big-time last week by successfully correcting someone else's grammar, but tragically lost not just one, but all two of his former friends as a result of his irritating dedication.See the Story

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to let President Biden feel like he is still working, the White House has installed a "Touch-And-Learn" activity desk for Biden to play at while First Lady Jill Biden runs the country.See the Story

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